God is more liberal than most people think

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Posted by KWB wandering among the borderlands of the Ether.

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  1. Here’s a modern version of an ancient tale.

    A man was out in the city one night, when he was attacked by a gang. They beat him up, and then stole his wallet and mobile phone. He was left, groaning, by the side of the road.

    A minister was walking by. When he saw the injured man, he said:

    “Bloody junkies! I don’t have time for this; I have a sermon to write.”

    And he passed by on the other side.

    Later a welfare worker was on her way home. When she saw the man, she said,

    “This gang violence gets worse and worse! I’m not hanging around here, I might be next.”

    Then she crossed the road, passing by on the other side.

    Later that night, another man came along. He walked up to the bloke who had been beaten up and he said:

    “Oh no, dahhhlingg!” His voice was very camp. “What happened to you?!”

    So it was he who administered first aid, then pulled out his phone and called the ambulance.

    Who is my neighbour?

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