Dad Jokes

My newest made up jokes. Note to comedians… you can use these if you pay me a writers fee. ha ha ha

 

What do you call a man who steals?

Nick

What do you call a man who doesn’t steal as much?

Nickless

What do you call a man who drags around a carriage all day and is pretty confident?

Rick Shaw

 

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  1. Greg

    And if Rick Shaw’s middle initial is ‘c’ ?

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